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I'll do anything you ever dreamed to be complete.

Kiss me once in the snow; I swear it never gets old.

Created on 2007-09-06 19:58:25 (#13762045), last updated 2008-01-31

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Name:	satirical_irony
Birthdate:	1989-02-16
Location:	North Carolina, United States

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I Like:
My fiance. My friends. Sleeping. My name. Barack Obama. Chipotle barbecue. Italian food. Watching House MD. Tattoos. Pretty high-heels. Taking baths. Pirating music. Polka dots. Driving fast. Blue-green eyes. Pedicures. Roses. Massages. Pressing buttons [literally]. Working hard to make money. Laughing until I cry. Making people laugh until they cry. Walmart's self-checkout. Eyeliner. Silence. Four-wheeling. Dancing like the spazzy little white girl I am. Beating people at video games that I suck at. Writing stuff no one will ever read. Spicy food. Online shopping. That one thing. Actually knowing and appreciating the value of a dollar. People who don't act like douchebags.

I Don't Like:
Douchebags. Allergies. Spoiled whores. Flip-flops. People who sneeze too loudly and too much. Fred Thompson. When people wear clothes that they, physically, should not wear. That weird mud-stuff that gets on the bottom of my Jeep. People who talk too loudly [I can hear you just fine, thanks]. Feet [except for my own]. When nine-year olds have better cell phones than me. Crocs. When people with a million items use the self-checkout. Crowds. Gray's Anatomy. When Disney makes sequels to classic movies. Yelling. When a CD gets a scratch on it and it plays the same fucking lyric over and over and over. Salads. The contestants on "The Price Is Right." When my hair does that "blah" thing. Girlish squealing. People who think it's cute/funny to comment on how small I am.

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